Meandering Along

   I’ve been a Josh Groban fan for approximately seven years. (I’ve also been in love with Mr. Darcy for about seven years. What can I say? My mother started me off young.) So where did my love for Josh Groban start. Well, I was nine years old and in the car with my mother and older sister. My mother was driving, my sister was in the front seat playing with the radio, and I was (go figure) reading in the back. My older sister finally left the radio alone and left it on one station. We heard a song beginning. It was sounding quite beautiful. We were ever so intrigued. Then…The opening lines of the song.

“Who can say for certain

Maybe you’re still here

I feel you all around me

Your memory so clear.”

   I swooned. My mother swooned. My sister swooned. We had to find out who this voice belonged to. After the song, someone on the radio said it was Josh Groban. Two days later, my mother went to Borders. She came home with a CD entitled “Josh Groban.” It had a young looking guy on it, and he had dark curly hair. While we fell in love with the CD, we were sad that there was no other. It wasn’t until 2003 that we got our hands on “Closer.” Then “Awake” in 2006. Then “With You” and “Noel” in 2007. So that’s how it all began for me. But did it stop there? Oh, no. I joined LRRH and learned there were Josh fans there. I learned the art of converting to Grobanism. Some people refused to listen but eventually gave in and are now obsessed. (You know who you are.) Others still flat out refuse to listen. (You know who you are.) Others listened and remained unmoved. (You know who you are.)

Am I obsessed? Yes. Yes, I am. And I’m proud of it.

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Okay, so I know I did this last time. But I can’t help myself. I have to do it again. This is just too perfect an opportunity. I inspected Stephenie Meyer’s website for a second time to read the Breaking Dawn quotes, and then I saw this:

Edward: “Oops.”

Do you seriously think that I could read that and not come up with a list of possible reasons he might’ve said that?

1. This could be what he said when he attempted to change Bella but ended up killing her instead. (I’ve got to say that I love this reason.)

2. Or perhaps his speeding got the better of him and he crashed Alice’s Porsche. (I pity him for he shall have the full force of Alice’s wrath. I’m sure she could find something to do to him.)

3. It could be that this is the first thing that came out of his mouth when Bella caught him kissing Tanya. (I didn’t know Edward was a two-timer. Oooh…)

4. Possibly it’s his reaction when his sparkly skin, amazing breath, smoldering eyes, and crooked smile knocked Bella off a cliff. (It’s Bella we’re talking about. Of course she would do that.)

5. It probably slipped out of his mouth when he found out that Emmett and Jasper recorded him when he said that Kristin Stewart is so much hotter than Bella. (He also said that Robert Pattison could seriously use some tweezers.)

Leigha

EDIT: Anilee informed me of the latest quote on SM’s website. It ires me greatly. But I cannot resist.

Edward: “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

Bella: Eeeehhh, can you hire Josh instead?

Edward: Who?

Bella: The most swoonerific singer in the world. Your looks nor your voice can even compare to him. You pale in comparison.

Edward: *thinks to self* It might be time to reconsider this whole not feeding on humans thing. Josh Groban must be stopped.

Two days later, Edward was foiled in his attempt to remove Josh. It is rumored that Jane caught wind of his plan and finished off Edward herself. She could not bear the thought of a world without the wonder that is Josh Groban. (She did, however, quite enjoy the thought of a world without the horror that is Edward Cullen. {Especially that EW cover.})